Alberta Baseball Confederacy: Anibal Sanchez!
This is the one highlight of my team's otherwise dismal season: Anibal Sanchez has thrown the first no-hitter in major league baseball since Randy Johnson's perfect game in 2004. Therefore, he has also thrown the first no-hitter in the history of the Alberta Baseball Confederacy. I even had him in my starting lineup, so it counts.
(My first reaction when I saw that he had pitched a no-hitter was, "great, I probably left him on the bench this week".)
Now, having had my moment in the sun, we can all resume our regular schedules.