Friday, October 21, 2005

The Bird Man Of Oklahoma City

In one of the weirdest sports twists ever, convicted criminal Eric James Torpy has successfully requested that his prison sentence be extended to equal the jersey number of Celtics legend Larry Bird. Originally sentenced to a 30-year term, Torpy asked that the sentence be extended to 33 years. The judge granted the request, clearly lacking a sense of poetic justice. The man is a criminal. The judge should have given him 32 years instead.

Did I just write a Jay Leno joke?

"Now here's a strange one folks..."


At 11:13 AM, Blogger sacamano said...

The other good joke I heard about this one was the wag on the radio who said:

"Good thing he wasn't a Gretzky fan."



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