Saturday, February 25, 2006

Sports Memoribilia Reaches New Level of Disgusting

In a February 20 game against Pepperdine, Gonzaga Bulldogs' star Adam Morrison had his nose bloodied by an opposing player. Apparently, it did not take long for some opportunistic fan to try and cash in on the injury by selling the bloody gauze, used to stanch the leaking nostril, on e-bay. The seller of the gauze was forced to remove the item from the popular auction site due to regulations involving student-athletes . Morrison’s bandage managed to fetch 60 USD$ before being pulled and the entrepreneurial sports-fan also stated he would be putting the gauze up for bid again once Morrison was drafted into the NBA.

My only question is, how much will Morrison’s mustache shavings go for?

2 Comments:

At 11:09 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

I always imagine Morrison getting smashed at parties and yelling, "I am a Golden God!" to hundreds of fawning college honey's.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Nathan Muhly said...

Yes! I was going to put something in the post about him doing his best Billy Crudup impersonation.

 

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