Wednesday, May 31, 2006

You Don't Mess With Neil Diamond...

A note for Murphy or Tyler. If you see this guy outside of SkyDome, can you please punch him in the face for ruining two perfectly good Neil Diamond songs? And if he makes a video for his bastardization of "R.O.C.K. in the USA", a swift kick to the groin to follow would be appreciated as well.

Thanks to Deadspin for pointing me to this blog.

8 Comments:

At 2:36 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

They showed him on SportsNet as they cut away to commercial the other day. I couldn't figure out what the hell it was for. He was standing on top of a van and singing. Now I know.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

SWEET VERNON WELLS...BA BA BA!!!

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger mudcrutch79 said...

He's actually a good dancer by fat man standards. I was at the game last night (he gets a lot of in-stadium love) and after Vernon got 500 votes, he took off his shirt and danced.

Hairy motherfucker though.

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger sacamano said...

If only Neil Diamond hadn't ruined Neil Diamond with his latest album -- an album I tragically bought because of your sadly deluded review.

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

Here we go again.

It was a great album. Just because he wasn't dancing around in a shiny suit singing, "Cherry, Cherry" doesn't mean it wasn't good.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Greg said...

Hello friends from Canada. Long time no speak. How's it going? Neil Diamond is awesome.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Greg said...

Except when they play Sweet Caroline at Fenway park in the 8th. Makes me want to rip divots out of my pubes. Stupid overplayed song.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

Greg, I thought you were dead.

 

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