Full credit to Abboud for coming up with this idea. And I think the boys at COI will love it. I certainly think it's inspired.
The kid scored a ton on the powerplay in the pre-season. He scored 145 points in junior this year. He has the ego of a diety and the balls of a virile bull. The Oilers are down three games to one going back to Raleigh. They can't score on the powerplay even though their hockey lives depend on it. It worked with Brad Winchester and Toby Peterson. You won't have to tell him twice to shoot the puck. He is likely to spit on Joe Camel and then shag his wife. MacT is playing with a short bench anyways. He has to at least be as effective as Georges Laraque or Rem Murray. He was called up for the playoffs, and is in Edmonton. To my understanding, he is eligible to play. So here is the question to all, with my own answer being, "hell yes!"
***Update*** I have added a new picture, based on a comment I left over at Covered In Oil:
"We need to get this idea out. I am convinced he would 'rise' to the occasion, 'save' the Oilers, and become known as 'The Hockey Jesus' for all time."
I was going to change the title of the post to "Schremp 3:16," as well, but figured it would screw up all the links to the post. Too bad, as it really tied the whole Saviour/Middle Fingers/Stone Cold Steve Austin thing together, man.