Time To Find A New Team To Cheer For, Kimmis
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been seriously injured in a motorcycle crash. Specifics are still unknown. For some reason, the Steelers have allowed Roethlisberger to ride his bike without even wearing a helmet.
I really have nothing to add to this news story, which makes my post kind of pointless. I wanted to be able to pass the good news on to our pal Kevin Kimmis, however, and felt this would be the best way to do it. And by "best way," I mean the way most likely to set him off on a furious rampage. The good news for Kevin is that his #7 Steelers jersey may soon demand the same high price on the football black market as Kellen Winslow's #80 Cleveland Browns jersey.
***Update*** Reports are that Roethlisberger broke his jaw and his nose, lost some teeth, has a nine-inch laceration on the back of his head, and has severely damaged both knees. He was not wearing a helmet.