Saturday, June 17, 2006


Well, I had a mindblowingly awesome post about the Oilers powerplay that I was going to share with the world today, but the National Hockey League publishes such useless statistics that I can't get all the information that I need for it. Troglodyte bastards. So instead I thought I would put up a quote, a sound clip and a picture, and leave it as an open thread for tonight's game between the Oilers and the Canes. It's a little late in the day, so I hope people see this in time. If not, oh well. I know it's fantastic.

So I'm hangin' out with all of my buddies, and uh, I realize something, I realize something. Think of the group of people you've known the longest in your life. Think of the group of friends you've hung out with the most, maybe you're all here tonight. And this is what I realized, I had an epiphany, and here it is, right here: There is one person, in every group of friends, that nobody fucking likes. You basically keep them there, to hate their guts. When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, your hobby, is cutting that person down.

Example: Karen, is always a douchebag.

Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. And when she's not around, you just look at each other and say, "God, Karen, she's such a douchebag!" Until she walks up, then you're like, "Hey, what's up Kar-? Kar-. What's up Kar-?"

I told you a new nickname was coming. I'm rich, beatch!!!


At 5:34 PM, Blogger Chris! said...

That is a seriously fucking hilarious disc.

At 7:22 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...

That shot of MacT turning around and telling the Canes fans they would be back for Game 7 was awesome. Looks like the Canes fans were being quite rude. The one guy kept grabbing his nuts. Unless that is a Carolinian mating sign of which I am unawares.

At 7:22 PM, Blogger Andy Grabia said...


At 10:15 PM, Anonymous Doogie2K said...

If we take it Monday, then MacT's "seven" gesture will be this generation's version of Gretzky telling the Saddledome ice guy not to bother, 'cause they weren't coming back.


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