Thank God for Shaquille O'Neal. After the Oilers disheartening defeat tonight at the hand of
"I think we have gotten better in each category. Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh. Type that. Try and type that."Pretty good, but this one took the cake:
More Shaq humor came at the end of his availability, when a reporter asked him that if a snake bit his mother in the chest, would he suck the venom out to win another championship?
"No, but I would with your wife," O'Neal said.
That last passage really doesn't even do justice to how awesome O'Neal's joke was. Try and look for it on the t.v. highlights. It is well worth it. I would also be happy if anyone could explain to me why the hell a reporter would ask a question like that. Does it have something to do with Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant?
I am certainly going to add these beauts to the Collected Works Of (Big) Aristotle. I look forward to many more coming out following the Miami Heat's total domination of the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Heat in 5.